If only he could! A guest post by Jaden and Keenan.
A simple briefing of things dabby can't do.
#1 make sense of anything
#2 fart correctly
#3 decide whether he likes the predator movie or not
#4 jump a truck
#5 drive
#6 win speed scrabble
#7 screw a lid on lemonade
#8 take a reasonable amount of ice cream
#9 answer simple questions
#10 keep track of personal items.
4 comments:
Only 10? Wow, I can think of a few more...
I disagree with #5, Dabby is a good driver. The rest seem spot on.
I don't know, Dabby likes to walk a little too close to the line between driving brilliance and killing you for my taste. A certain trip to Seattle comes to mind.
tell me again about the warm lettuce and melted cheese. How about some OJ?
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