Saturday, July 28, 2007

What don't I do?



If only he could! A guest post by Jaden and Keenan.


A simple briefing of things dabby can't do.



#1 make sense of anything
#2 fart correctly
#3 decide whether he likes the predator movie or not
#4 jump a truck
#5 drive
#6 win speed scrabble
#7 screw a lid on lemonade
#8 take a reasonable amount of ice cream
#9 answer simple questions
#10 keep track of personal items.

4 comments:

Eileen said...

Only 10? Wow, I can think of a few more...

the-dolomite said...

I disagree with #5, Dabby is a good driver. The rest seem spot on.

Bigman Shoes said...

I don't know, Dabby likes to walk a little too close to the line between driving brilliance and killing you for my taste. A certain trip to Seattle comes to mind.

Anonymous said...

tell me again about the warm lettuce and melted cheese. How about some OJ?